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Dateline
3208.265 Earth, Sol
'The
most popular man in the Universe' he is being called by the media
on Earth. Yes, its President Alphonse 'call me Alphie' Potato, once
again wowing the crowds on Earth as Imperial security reached near
breaking point to control the crowds on the visiting GFA President's
whistle-stop sightseeing tour on Earth.
Potato fan clubs continue to grow on Earth, and his old movies are
nearing the top of the best-seller lists once again.
But all is not sweetness and fainting schoolgirls. It seems Potato-fans
are becoming increasingly critical of the Imperium and especially
of First Minister Ashanti who they accuse of trying to blacken "Our
Alphie's" good name, through a series of badly-timed press
leaks - suggesting that the President had issued orders for GFA
warships to fire on Earther ships over the Amoss Crisis.
Certainly,if there were deliberate leaks they have backfired somewhat
as pro-Potato media are suggesting that if the President had
issued such orders it would have been in response to provocative
actions by the Imperium. And that seems to strike a chord here on
Earth as Potato's approval rating has soared, while that of the
Government dropped - mainly amid adverse press comment about Ashanti's
support for independence movements and self determination of colonial
worlds.
President Potato also visited Old Mars and paid his respects at
the Hayama Dome Memorial - and was greeted once again with ecstatic
crowds. Security was tight amid rumours of the resurgence of the
outlawed Free Mars Movement (committed to independence and self-determination
for Old Mars) - though thanks to additional Earther security drafted
in for the visit it went off without a hitch. Certainly a number
of the huge crowd of wellwishers carried politically inspired placards
- such as "Mars for the Martians!" and "Alphie for
Supreme Councillor!", though these quickly disappeared.
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