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Marti Q5 Stardate 3205.091
Marti - Q5. Colourful MAFC Q5 Supreme Councillor Rainier Wolfcastle
was fighting for his political life this week as satirical
newscaster Private Spy revealed irregularities in his Martian citizenship.
Wolfcastle, who is an immigrant from the Venerian Republic, was
entitled to claim citizenship via his marriage to Maria Quimby,
daugher of the former mayor of New Jack
City on Marti. However, it appears that the papers supporting his
application were improperly filed, meaning that legally he is not
currently a Martian citizen and therefore ineligible for public
office.
Wolfcastle has angrily denounced the reports as a "polidigal
plod cooked up by doze who hade me." His lawyers, meanwhile,
are frantically scrambling to arrange valid citizenship for him.
It appears however that the local Association Court may rule Wolfcastle's
election invalid, and a new one may have to be held. Wolfcastle's
political ally Senator Banderas has so far refrained from commenting
on the affair. "My entire political career has been based around
the idea that central government should stay out of the way of the
Quadrants, and I'm not gonna change that now," she told reporters.
Satirical cartoonist's critical portrayal of Senator
Wolfcastle as a womanising gun-toting moron
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Stardate 3205.117
An estimated one hundred and fifty thousand have taken to the streets
of Agama to demand that the UoX observe
Jewish laws on diet, working on the Sabbath and teaching of Talmudic
law in schools. The protests are part of a growing movement which
has spread across some of the older Xyonist homeworlds following
riots a few weeks ago on New Jerusalem in which several died.
The protest has brought together a broad coalition across the right
of Xyonist politics. Foremost among these has been Yonatan Shemtov,
leader of the opposition True Zion Party, but while True Zion seeks
to create a 'Zionist democratic state' by extending the Jewish characer
of the UoX, it has been joined by other, more fringe groupings such
as the Exiles
Movement, who seek to reclaim for the UoX land on Earth such as
the area around the former city of Old Jerusalem, and the Medinat
Halacha, who wish to recreate the UoX as a Jewish theocracy.
The protests passed off largely peacefully on Agama, although on
Masada riot police fired teargas and rubber bullets after being
pelted with stones and molotov cocktails. The protests have also
spread to New Edo in the GFA, which has a large Xyonist minority.
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Q0 Stardate 3205.087
Reports
are emerging that there was a major accident a few weeks ago on the
rapid transit system in Salvation, one of the largest cities of Canaan,
Q0. An inter-city monorail carrying people travelling home from the
New Year festivities left the track travelling at several hundred
kph and slammed into the support pillar of a road bridge, destroying
both bridge and train. Casualty figures are officially put at 21 dead
and 68 injured, although there are rumours that the figure may actually
be far higher.
Venerian authorities have been very tight-lipped about the incident,
which is the first fatal accident on the Canaan inter-city RapidTrans
system for more than 20 years. It is said that a number of rail workers
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Stardate
3205.068
Just when simmering discontent on Trucker (Q5) had been calming
down following last year's pogroms against New Davidians by the
majority Zoroastrian population, a political scandal threatens to
relight the flames. The news that the mayor of major city Lost Hope,
herself a Zoroastrian, has been allowing co-religionists to buy
state assets at knock-down
rates has been badly received by New Davidian spiritual leader Warhole
McNubain.
"The mayor has tipped her hand," he said at a recent New
Davidian rally, "and indicated in the clearest possible way
that she is a key part of the lizardman conspiracy on Trucker. There
is only one course of action now remaining to us! We must fight!"
Planetary authorities have appealed to the GFA Q5 Quadrant Governor,
Wendel Quivver, to assist them in restoring order.
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Stardate 3205.058
The major continent of the world of Gunslinger in Q8, a recent entrant
into the Centauri Conglomerate, is under quarantine following an outbreak
of Sirian Fever. The disease, first documented on Sirius 200 years
ago, is a mutated strain of pneumonic plague and both lethal and highly
infectious. Gunslinger has appealed for supplies of antibiotics to
help control
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Dateline Amoss Q6 3205.095
The Sirian CoPs arrested 721 people following a major demonstration
against the economic and social policies of the Colonial Government.
The rally - deemed 'unauthorised and therefore illegal' by the Sirian
authorities, was organised by the growing Sirian Revolutionary Party
- a group that has become popular among the human population here,
and is concerned that robot's 'rights' have gone too far at the expense
of organic humanity. This new 'organics' rights' movement has been
blamed for sabotage of robot factories and random attacks on domestic
robots in the street. The SRP has, of course, denied any responsibility
for inciting these criminal acts - but it's political manifesto, entitled
"The Ghost in he Machine' - speaks of an interstellar AI-inspired
plot to controll all humankind and encourages 'direct action to free
humanity form the iron heel of the opressive machine'. It comes as
no surprise to thsi correspondent that the ledawr of the party, one
Wolfgang von Strucker is also a member of the Church of the Latter
Day Mukuls. Of more concern locally is the degree to which Revolutionary
Party members are gradually gaining positions of responsibility in
local and regional elections on Amoss. A spokesperson for the Colonal
Governing Committee said "Well, so long as they remain within
the law they can hold their view, but the rally organisers had failed
to complete the requisite number of copies of Form RA1934/A87 (Provisional)
- and the form they did submit exceeded the permitted word-count in
answer to Question 45A(1) and had a coffee-cup stain in Section 14.
Clearly this was an illegal rally. I'm sorry, but I've got an urgent
meeting to attend....." |
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Q5 Stardate
3205.082
Settlers on the independent colony of Bing (Q5) have discovered
that they may have to leave the planet due to a legal mix-up by
colony founding company Beltco. A clause in the original colony
lease specified that annual rent must be paid to the planet's owner,
Wolfer nobleman Lord Ffoulkes, Baron Savory. However, it appears
that the rent has never been paid, and Lord Ffoulkes is now threatening
to evict the colonists for breach of their lease conditions. The
colonists meanwhile are suing Beltco for making the mistake, and
Beltco is suing independent legal advisors 'Laws R Us'.
This one will run and run, as they say.
Lord Ffloukes. Baron Savory
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Douglas Q6 Stardate 3205.055
Following what the official media on Douglas are reporting as a
'major treasonous conspiracy against the legitimate government',
there have been widespread dawn arrests of major political figures
from parties opposed to the right-wing Social Responsibility Party
on Douglas. Around 4,500 arrests have been made so far. Over the
past year or so a series of new laws have been passed, requiring
Clewgists to have identifying chips embedded in their necks, and
restricting the press. All local military personnel of the Douglas
Militia have been required to swear an oath of loyalty to the President,
Heinrich Zemo. Also, political officers have been appointed to police
and militia units to 'root out subversion and disloyalty to Doulgas'.
Certainly since the SRG came to power they have expanded the local
militia to the point that they significantly outnumber the MAFC
GF presence on the planet. The arrests have been hailed as a major
blow against all those (as yet unamed) '... Foreign Powers who would
see Douglas crushed and enslaved...'. Local legislation is apparently
being considered to further restrict the civil rights of the Clewgist
minority on the planet - but there have been few protests locally.
INN reporters were unable to find anyone willing to speak out in
opposition to the SRG regime - in fact reporters were repeated surrounded
by enthusiastic mobs of people praising Zemo and his government.
'Dangerous' Clewgist subversive being arrested.
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