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Gorilla
Q0 3204.066
The good news is that they are friendly and they are interested
in trade. Gorilla Q0 is the setting for the most universe shattering
event since Elvis came back. Only this time, despite early fears,
it's no stunt. The events unfolded as follows.
The giant alien ship materialised in orbit above Gorilla and stunned
observers said that it was plainly visible with the naked eye from
the ground. The ship is approximately 1,000 kilometres in diameter
and spherical, and is clearly not of human manufacture.
Communication with the Visitors commenced immediately in the local
language and on normal commercial frequencies and this involved
various offers of trade and other information including:
> They are visitors from a 'parallel universe' (see science article
page 123) called Universe 'A'
> They are clearly technologically much more advanced than we
are
> They are friendly and want to indulge in peaceful trade with
our Universe
As yet we have no pictures of what the the aliens really look like
as they are wearing encounter suits but they appear to be around
human-szed, standing about 2.3m high in their suits.
The League of Non Aligned Worlds immediately announced that is was
guaranteesing the Visitor's safety during their time in our Universe,
and immediately despatched their armed ship to Gorilla.
See page 5,6,7,8,9,10 for live
pictures of their ship
See page 121 for our artist impression
of the Visitors
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Dateline Good Credentials Q8, 3204.045
Anger flared on the streets of Goodlife City, Good Credentials as
huge mobs of supporters of rival religious groupings took to the streets.
Followers of Church of the Holy Elvis have been claiming that they
have been unfairly treated, and subjected to violence and desecration
of their holy places by adherents of The First Church of Earth. Additional
police have been drafted into the city to control the situation, but
this has not prevented violent clashes. Shops owned by The First Church
of Earth citizens have been looted and burnt out.
Bishop Ferandez said "These disgusting First Churchers teach
their children that the Holy King Elvis was not the mouthpiece of
God - this is blasphemy - uh huh". At a mass rally, reverend
Laurinder Bracher said "We're all sick of these godless Elvists
pushing their warped cult - Elvis was not Holy, and his music sucked
too".
Despite their reassuring words, the colonial government is rumoured
to be considering using Imperial troops or even the feared Imperial
Audit Office to deal with the situation.
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Dateline Hook Q1 3204.042
A state of emergency was declared throughout the equatorial continent
on Hook, a Q1 world as the continent was hit by a massive planetquake.
This was the largest such quake to hit the colony since its founding
102 years ago. Initial estimates indicate that over 50,000] casualties
were caused and a number of small towns have been completely destroyed.
Local colonial military forces have been employed to help and all
on-world services are working flat out to attempt to rescue possible
survivors, and to re-establish the infrastructure, but activity has
been hampered by bad terrain.
There is considerable concern about the fate of a study team working
on the sentient anthrosaur population of this region. It is not yet
known how the anthrosaurs have been affected, or whether they have
also taken casualties.
Planetologists say this was completely unexpected, and while highly
regrettable has contributed a great deal towards our understanding
of the plate tectonics of Hook.
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Dateline Sheik Q6 3204.041
The southern hemisphere of Sheik Q6 has been hit by unusually extreme
weather conditions. The main effect was super fast winds and unusually
high tides. The colony was caught very largely unprepared for this
sudden climatic change, and [6,000] people are thought to have died
as a result of falling buildings and coastal flooding. Planetary climateologists
theorise that the freak conditions were brought about by changes in
the solar wind density which altered the course of parts of the stratospheric
jetstream. Humanity has only been on this worlds for less than 100
year and has obviously not yet experienced the full range of climatic
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Dateline Balus Q3 3204.037
The local Earth Q3 colonial government at Balus has been deeply embarrassed
by revelations that a senior member of the administration, Lord George
Fortissimo was involved in alleged shoplifting at the prestigious
LexStore department store. A spokesperson for the government said
"this is purely personal matter, Lord George fully intended to
pay for the goods and merely slipped them into his pocket absentmindedly.
Local media and opposition groups are calling the not only the resignation
of Lord George, but a vote of confidence of whole Q3 cabinet. This
comes on top of the ongoing legal battles the government is having
with the Corporations on the wake of the so-called 'Vision Crisis'.
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Dateline The Flats Q7, 3204.030
Rioting has broken out in six towns across the Southern continent
of The Flats, as a result of widespread resentment against recent
actions of the government. On one night, it was estimated that over
6,000 people were on the streets fighting the police, looting and
committing other illegal acts such as arson and littering.
The chief of police said "The correct place for protest is peacefully
through the ballot-machine. I am the Law"
The colonial government said "We know our policies have been
unpopular with some, but we believe history will judge that we were
right".
The local media say the governor must go.
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. Dateline Trucker Q5 3204.027
Local archaeologists, working under IFF auspices have reported a major
find on Trucker Q5
This find - discovered buried in one of the northern deserts - consists
of what is allegedly a crash forerunner 'flying saucer'. Rumours are
suggesting that it is at least 50,000 years old. The IFF has not,
as yet, issued a formal statement about this find.
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Dateline Novo Q0
Explorers on the Sirian world of Novo have reported the most exciting
discovery since the colonisation of this world, several centuries
ago.
Undersea explorers, surveying a remote section of the Southern Ocean
for mineral deposits, encountered 'unusual rock formations'. On closer
inspection it transpired that they had discovered an extensive complex
of artificial structures that pre-date humanity.
Structures vary in size from a few tens of metres to five kilometres
long.
"It is like some vast deserted undersea city". The explorers
quickly called in local archaeologists who have been studying the
deep structures, covering a area of some 120 square kilometres.
Sirian Ground Force units have been deployed to the region to ensure
that sightseers and trophy hunters are kept away. The local government
has declared a 200km total exclusion zone in all directions, including
orbital space. A battleship from the 1st Worker's Fleet is patrolling
orbital space to enforce the exclusion zone.
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Dateline Binni Q0 3204.090
In a shock result, the first independent elections in the former
'Free Republic of Binni' resulted in a landslide victory for the
Ancondo memorial Party. It would seem that Ancongo loyalists, organised
and led clandestinely by members of the former Ancongo Regime (themselves
fugitives from the Martian-backed interim government) - managed
to get twice as many votes as the next highest party - the Mars
Alliance Party. This has set back plans for a seamless admission
of the continent into the rest of the colony - the other continents
on this world have already successfully applied to and joined the
MAFC. Where a deal can be cut, or a coalition opposition government
formed remains a matter for conjecture.
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Dateline
Offle Q4, 3204.009
According to local sources, the membership referendum that the Offler's
had agreed to last year was marred by pathetic turnouts. Accusations
of sabotage have been dismissed, but the very poor turnout seems
to have been caused by administrative errors around distruibting
the data for the electronic vote. Turnout was so low that the referenum
organising body declared the result null and void, and have set
a date for a re-run. The local government have come under severe
political pressure as a result of the electoral disaster. Members
of the Wolf Economic Union Party, who had been campaigning vigourously
were said to be 'distraught'. "We won! This was another case
of Venerian intervention - they had a hand in this - we don't know
how but they are everywhere, damn T****s". A spokeperson from
the Venerian Embassy refused to be drawn on the WEUP remarks and
said "The Republic has a long standing and fruitful relationship
with Offle - we have many social, trade and economic links with
Offlers. If it their democratic wish to become more closely associated
with us then that is only natural, and we would support it wholeheartedly".
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Dateline New Venus Q0, 3204.055
The Central Government on New Venus has issued an unusual edict
requesting all space traffic control centres in Venerian space to
uninstall service Pack 34.1 of the space Traffic Control software.
This is particulalry unusual, since government rarely issues any
sort of technical directive, and because the service pack wasfirst
implemented over 200 years ago and has been operating flawlessly
ever since. The software companies that support the Repblic's STC
systems are being tight-lipped about the reasons for the change
- but a spokesperson said "This is a policy decision - SP34.1
was implemented to improve filtering and image clutter removal,
and continues to operate effectively. There is no question of a
fault in the software. Our legal department will be contacting anyone
who thinks it might.".
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Dateline
Linwood Q2, 3204.031
After a poopular referendum the colony world of Lindwood has applied
for membership of the Earth Empire. It is believed that they will
be accepted into the Empire.
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