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. Local Dateline Bandog
Q8 - 3202.044
In
an astounding series of claims, Professor Van Hazard at the Bandog
Institute of Classical Studies has published a paper claiming that
he has calculated the location of the suspected forerunner homeworld.
His findings are proving to be highly controversial since he claims
that this world is, in fact, a planet orbiting unmapped worlds in
Quadrant Zero. He claims that a huge universe-wide conspiracy, engineered
by the Interstellar Archivists Institute, the major governments,
the Mald Foundation, the Universal Church and a secret cabal of
non-humans has kept the location of this world secret for hundreds
of years.
Not surprisingly, 'Professor' Van Hazard's theories have come under
attack from the academic establishment - 99% of whom have dismissed
his claims as "...the ravings of of an untreated paranoid schizophrenic
on cocaine.". The main objections are that Van Hazard seems
to be unable to provide much hard evidence to back his claims. Much
of it seems to be a rehash of the earlier and long discounted theories
of Enid Bactrian's pop-archeology tracts "Starships of the
Past" and "Was Jesus a Forerunner".
Professor Van Hazard
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